THE DEVIL MONKEYS OF PARADISE
I have this theory that if you’re in a beautiful, tropical paradise lying on a pure, white, sandy beach, just barely shaded by some tall coconut trees, and you've wriggled your body into a comfortable position in the sand and have begun to let go of your tension and finally relax… the monkeys that live in the trees nearby will come out of hiding and start throwing coconuts at your head, thus turning a glorious time into a murderous bloody pummeling.
I have this theory that if you’re in a beautiful, tropical paradise lying on a pure, white, sandy beach, just barely shaded by some tall coconut trees, and you've wriggled your body into a comfortable position in the sand and have begun to let go of your tension and finally relax… the monkeys that live in the trees nearby will come out of hiding and start throwing coconuts at your head, thus turning a glorious time into a murderous bloody pummeling.
That's just the way it is.
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